The UFC celebrated it’s 100th well, UFC tonight and it had multiple headline fights. Some Japanese dude battled some white dude who looked as if he’d been using afro-sheen to get them old school curls. Michael Bisping of England was given nappy time by old ass Dan Henderson and his nose of doom. When Bisping hit the ground it looked like rigormortis set in almost immediately. George St. Pierre utilized his excellent conditioning and socialized health care to tackle Thiago Alves repeatedly. And Brock Lesnar used his primary area of fighting expertise, bodyweight, to pin Frank Mir and hit him til he the ref stopped the fight. Then, in a bold career move, Lesnar dissed the fans with his middle finger and the UFC’s major sponsor, Bud Light, with the retarded hole he uses to speak words. Dana White was probably waiting in his dressing room with a cup in hand. “Pee in this Brock. If you test positive for steroids or Coors Light, hope the WEC is hiring.”
As always, I covered the fight live via Twitter. If you missed it, your loss. But here’s the recap…
@badassfrank UFC has begun! This Japanese guy is dropping bombs on the Pearl Harbor of the American dudes face.
@badassfrank American guy has hair like a young Billy Dee Williams. But he’s white.
@badassfrank Henderson vs Bisping. America vs England. Dude that’s too old to fight vs dude that’s never fought any decent guys. Snore.
@badassfrank Henderson just worked Bisping in the clinch. Oh-oh say can you kneeee, in the Brits ribs all night…
@badassfrank America knocks out England. There’s always cricket mates.
@badassfrank Can GSP win even though he’s wearing Calvin Klein boxer briefs?
@badassfrank GSP’s boxer briefs are winning with take downs in spite of his cup looking like a weird shaped boner.
@badassfrank GSP is making The Pitbull look more like a poodle.
@badassfrank GSP just dominated that Mexican dude.
@badassfrank Why does Brock Lesnar have a dick tattooed on his chest?
@badassfrank Mir can win if Lesnar stops laying on him with his chest penis.
@badassfrank is disappointed that Mir lost but is happy that I look particularly hot this evening. You win some, you lose some.
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