Archive for February, 2007

Run DMV »

One two,
One two-two three.
I’m taking my ass,
Down to the DMV.
They know it’s dope,
But haters hates.
Cuz I got personalized,
BAF license plates.
Seriously, how gay is this….I ordered vanity plates that say
“BAF ONE”
As if I have MORE than one vehicle. Or like, I’m the President and this is my main Nissan Murano, er, jumbo jet. When Iraq, Iran, [...]

Stupor Bowl Gets Purple Rained Out »

I’m not sure if you can believe this but, and I swear on all that I hold holy, I have NO IDEA who won the Superbowl. I have not caught a headline nor have I watched TV since Sunday. No one I know has bothered me with that information because they know I simply don’t [...]