Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet Radio, Comedy, Satire

Because I am now obsessed with The Pick Up Artist, I am giving up all of my creative aspirations to pursue a career as Mystery’s competitor. I’ll no longer write, no longer host The Bad Ass Frank Show, no longer pursue my dreams of entertaining the world. I’m going to teach guys how to pick [...]

I’m walking back from the gym yesterday, sweaty and tired, when up ahead I see a figure walking toward me. As I continue, the figure comes into focus and I realize it’s a young lady. When she nears, I notice that she’s a very cute girl, perhaps mid 20’s, with long blonde hair and what [...]

I’m sitting at Jamba Juice yesterday, a freshly blended Nike Protein Performance Shake, with extra shots of both protein and energy boosts, in hand. I’ve got my laptop case on the table in front of me along with a copy of “Possible Side Effects” by Augusten Burroughs. This was my second location, having just come [...]

As the blinding studio lights come on (in my dining room), and the paparrazi (my roommate) starts snapping pics, I’m reminded of the days before I was a household name (Myspace famous). Before I had a worldwide television program (internet show) that was beamed via satellite (broadband), to millions (thousands) of discerning consumers (teenage girls, [...]