By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 17, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories | 0 Comments
The girls were standing on the sidewalk when we pulled up. Kev and I were already half smashed on wine coolers, and bloated to Michelin Man size from tacos with finger lickin’ chicken chasers. No matter, it was just about happy hour. Ladies, your Mercury Grand Marquis chariot awaits. Let’s do this thing. So they [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 12, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories | 0 Comments
Big Kev and I were competetive bodybuilders for many, many years. At our peak, I weighed in at a whopping 230 pounds and Kev tipped the scales at close to 260. This might not seem so amazing unless you take into consideration that neither one of us is very tall. Our time was spent eating, [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 10, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 2 Comments
What the fuck is that noise?
Who’s there?
Come in!
Mommy!
Oh, the phone is ringing. Shit. The meds make everything seem hazy and dreamlike. It’s difficult to focus. I’m on my sofa, where I’d been for 2 days other than trips to the kitchen or bathroom. I’m in a pair of old sweats and a stained wifebeater that’s [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 5, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
If you’re a reader of my blogs from back in the day, you’re familiar with my appearance on the CMT reality show, Cowboy U.
Anyway, I returned from that experience with a torn tendon on my right elbow. This was from being thrown off of a bull. Not a mechanical bull, mind you, but the genuine [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 2, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories | 1 Comment
While Emily went off to secure some funds, the lovely blonde stripper remained. I can’t recall her name so, for the purposes of identifying her, I’ll call her Lisa. I know another blonde stripper named Lisa who was once involved in an orgy with myself and a few friends, so let’s suffice to say that [...]
