Archive for February, 2008

Don’t Call It A Gum Back… »

I’ve chewed here for years.
Rocking veneers,
Keeping your teeth in fear.
If you’ve been following the saga of my dental adventures of late, you’ll know what you’re getting into here. If not, I strongly suggest you read both:
Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now!
and
Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures!
Those will bring you up to speed and allow you [...]

St. Valentine’s Day Massacre »

Today, when you’re spending your portion of the estimated 17 billion dollars that will be wasted on Valentine’s Day gifts, ask yourself one question….
What’s in it for Bad Ass Frank?
If the answer is “nothing”, put that wallet away, pull out your cell phone and dump whoever you’re seeing, dating, hanging out with, married to, having [...]

Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures! »

Allrighty then…if you’ve read my last blog, Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now!, you’ll understand the significance of this particular blog. If you haven’t, go read that first, then come back to this one. Seriously, don’t be a retard. Do as you’re told.
That said, the story in that blog left off at my visit to Dr. [...]

Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! »

I’m at a Mexican restuarant with my girlfriend and another couple. Both of the girls are super hot and we’re all dressed nicely. After dinner we’ve got tickets to Quidam, one of the traveling Cirque du Soleil shows. It’s the first time one of those shows is in the Washington DC area and I’m overwhelmed [...]