By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Dating BAF-style | 5 Comments
When I got divorced, I knew I needed to broaden my horizons when it came to dating and relationships. In an effort not to be narrow minded, I decided I’d meet, and involve myself with, a diverse cross-section of cultural, educational, and intellectual backgrounds. So, after I fucked those two chicks, I found the type [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X. | 3 Comments
I like girls in school girl outfits. I’m also partial to latex. A t-shirt and full bottom panties work too, on the right body. I like spanking girls and pulling their hair. I like to stick my tongue in their ass and, depending on my mood, I’m not averse to them sticking theirs in mine, [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 6 Comments
When I first began my online dating exploits, I was only aware of sites like Match.com and Yahoo personals. Neither of those was very effective in meeting the kinds of girls I was interested in meeting.
Sluts.
I use that term loosely but what I really mean is that I wasn’t looking for a relationship. Getting laid [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X., Dating BAF-style | 0 Comments
“How many girls have you slept with?” she asks.
That’s like asking me to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. A really big jar. A really big jar of really small jelly beans. Have you ever looked at an oil tanker and thought, “That’s quite a jar!” If so, then we’re on the [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X. | 1 Comment
Some girls like it in the butt. I like those girls.
The End.
Wait, I suppose there’s more to it than that. More to this glory (hole) we call anal sex. Sometimes, there’s much more. Don’t believe me, read my classic blog, I Fucked The Internet 1: I Shit You Not. That will give you an entirely [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X. | 2 Comments
Yesterday, one of my fine readers commented on my Nothin’ Could Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina blog, pointing out that money was often a good measurement for the value of anything. Since I agree, I’ll take it a step further and offer up that money is the perfect tool for measuring the [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X. | 5 Comments
in the spriiiiingtime.
Nothin’ could be tighter than your twatty when I tap it on the moooorning.
The clocks are set forward, spring is in the air and your pussy is really, really big.
No seriously, it’s huge.
I’m on a mission to change the world. See, for years men having been living under the false assumption that penis [...]
