Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Episode 52 brings us the big breasted scream queen, Melissa Bacelar, from The Scream Show (www.thescreamshow.com). She schools us on how she became a B-Movie starlet then tops it all off by making out with Jenna Von Co-Host. BAF panders to his audience with girl on girl action. Don’t say he never gave ya nothin’!

It’s no secret that I like to argue. Not in the “scream at your girlfriend” kinda way, but in the “passionately debate an issue and utilize my brilliance, condescension, and irrefutable logic to verbally beat you into submission” kinda way.
I win again!
That’s pretty much how I feel after every argument, even if no one else [...]

It’s hard to believe I’m starting a new job on Monday. It’s hard to believe I’m gonna have a job at all, given that I haven’t worked for almost nine months. It’s not because I’m unemployable, but simply that I didn’t look for a job. I’ve been trying to figure out what I wanna do [...]

It’s fucking weird how I only have to drive 30-some odd miles from home to feel like I’m on vacation. Hell, I live in Venice-fucking-beach for chrissakes, a place where people take their vacations. And I’m literally a hundred yards from the beach. So my daily life is pretty much vacation-worthy, if hippies, homeless people, [...]

Episode 51 takes us out of the studio and into the uh, photo studio. Time to taste the Forbidden fruit of Myspace, super hottie Christine Dolce, aka Forbidden (hence the Forbidden fruit pun, get it?). Bad Ass Frank heads to the set to chat with Ms. Dolce, get some name clarification, and assist her in [...]