Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

It’s been a crazy busy couple of weeks. So busy, in fact, that I am almost three episodes behind on ‘So You Think You Can Dance’. At this point, I have no idea who’s still on TV doing the friggin Cha Cha, and who’s been relegated to giving lessons to the elderly at Arthur Murray [...]

It’s part two with sexy Melissa Smith and her booty. The former cast member of Making The Band, and the Pussycat Dolls, shows us what it really means to be a bad ass, er, hot ass. She shakes her beautiful butt and all we can do is stare. It’s glorious. Plus, an accidental stripper preview! [...]

One of the unique aspects of meeting girls on the internet, is that you expand your reach far beyond the city you live in. At the height of my web womanizing, I was talking to ladies all over the United States, and even some in other countries. I had ho’s in different area codes long [...]

Episode 55 is the first of a two part series with hottie Melissa S. She’s a sexy singer who’s been on Making The Band AND Search for the next Pussycat Doll. Find out if she did the Diddy or just gave him a hand (job). Plus, watch her give BAF a hand. It’s all good [...]

Most of you know that I’m a huge UFC fan. Every month those fuckers get me for another fifty dollar pay-per-view, watched on my bad ass 60-inch flat screen. Every season of TUF (The Ultimate Fighter), I’m glued to that very same TV watching a band of misfit no-names compete for a six-figure contract. Lately, [...]

I’m sitting at Coffee Bean today, enjoying my favorite half-hot, non-fat, Cafe Vanilla (it’s not a gay drink goddamn you), while engaging in some stimulating conversation. The person I’m conversing with is my age which, in and of itself, is unusual for me. Even more unusual is the fact that this person is a she [...]

I fucking hate mingling. Mingling is gay. When I go to a social gathering, the only people I mingle with are my friends, or people I already know. So, it stands to reason that going to a social gathering is a complete waste of my time as I will only socialize with people I know [...]

Episode 54 of The Bad Ass Frank Show is the much anticipated Producer James Beatdown! We welcome hot, hard-bodied, female kickboxer Jamie Kenney into the ring for a pugilistic punch-a-thon. The victim, our very own non-fighter, Producer James. Join us as Bad Ass Frank offers some color commentary while James trains (sort of), and gets [...]

going down the only road I’ve ever known.
Like a drifter I was born, to walk alone.
Oh god, not fucking WHITESNAKE AGAIN!
Seriously, that song is the soundtrack for every man-child-of-the-80’s break up. I first used it to get over Courtney, way back in the day. Actually, I believe I used it to get over her [...]

Drink, Drank, DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 2
It’s been almost two years since I wrote the first installment, Drink, Drank DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 1. I was only eighteen months sober when I penned that particular piece and now I’m at three years, two months. So much has happened and, unlike when I was [...]