Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

but I don’t read em. I don’t even look at em.
I don’t mean street signs, or no parking signs, or detour signs, or signs alerting me to where the bathroom is located, or the signs that tell me I’m at Bed, Bath, And Beyond, or the Hollywood sign, or signs of life on other planets, [...]

My name is Bad Ass Frank, and I’m an old-a-holic. I’ve tried everything. Twelve step programs, rehab, banging untold numbers of girls who are old enough to vote but not old enough to drink, everything. Yet every day, I get older. And every year, my numerical age clicks to the subsequent digit (while the numerical [...]

I’m the tiredest motherfucker in the United States of America. So tired, in fact, that I am currently asleep. You find that difficult to comprehend, since it would appear that I’m writing which is, technically, impossible to do while you’re sleeping. I can also cook, fold laundry, and have sex, all while fast asleep. And [...]

You know when you get ready in the morning, and you have a good hair day, how you feel like the entire day is going to go well? Of course you do, unless you’re bald in which case you may be sobbing right now, or shaking your fist at the heaven’s and screaming, “Curse Bad [...]

First and foremost, quit yer fucking crying. This is a big shout out to all the professional victims of the world.
“Boo hoo, life is hard”
“Waaagh, the world is against me”
“I’m trying really hard and nothing good happens”
You want something good to happen? Blow me. Guaranteed results. And trust me, it’s great (for me).

The only thing [...]