Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

What if these two chicks wanted to get married?

I know pronounce you, Kristy Joe and Aubry from VH1’s Rock of Love.

If you denied them that right I’d have to beat you down and call you a fag. Because if those two girls want to get betrothed and make sweet sweet love on their wedding night, [...]

That’s right. I killed it. And I’d do it again if I had to…fucking orange ass motherfucker.
Halloween is a joyful time of year when friends gather together for warm apple cider. The costume clad homos parade down Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood, on their way to a bobbing-for-assholes party. And parents knowingly allow their [...]

In the immortal words of Eminem, “We can scream ‘I just don’t give a fuck’ and see who means it.

And by “flowers” I mean “19 year old chicks”.

People keep giving me shit about dating younger women. (When I typed the word “women” I started laughing hysterically.) I think they’ve got the wrong idea though. It’s not as if I’m really just dating nineteen year old girls. The ladies I’ve dated that last few years have [...]

I’ve heard that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
I must be insane.
In my life I’ve had a few committed relationships, and a few relationships that almost saw me committed. In fact, from age eighteen to age thirty-two, I had a grand total of [...]

Seriously, I have a lot of shit going on.
It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. I’m working on my upcoming book, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, and trying to knock out some pages every day. But between life getting in the way (translation: trying to pay bills), and the occasional writer’s block, it’s a tough road. Some [...]

Take one super sexy, scantily clad Playboy model, and one super ashamed, scantily clad Bad Ass, put em both in a room with a pole, and you get the funniest, most fierce episode ever. Brandie Moses of Playboy throws down the gauntlet so Bad Ass Frank picks it up, grabs some scissors, and fashions it [...]

This story is not for the faint of heart (or stomach) so be forewarned. It’s gonna get uglier than Rumsfeld and Bin Laden having gay sex in a vat of mayo.
I take you back to 1989 when yes, I was a wee lad of 19. (I’m old motherfuckers, I KNOW that. No need to point [...]

I met this girl on Match.com, if I recall correctly. She was a twenty-six year old graphic designer who lived somewhere in West LA, which was very convenient as it meant she wouldn’t have to drive far to deliver herself to me. Her profile pictures showed a cute, thin, blonde who looked a bit conservative, [...]