Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

There are so many things to be thankful for this holiday season: friends, loved ones, the economy, fat people, dollar store pop-up cardboard turkeys, the emo-fag movie Twilight, and cans of jellied cranberry sauce. It’s the season to come together, remember what we have, and try to appreciate it. Because if you don’t appreciate candied [...]

‘Interview with the Vampire’ was awesome. ‘Lost Boys’ is a classic. I wouldn’t see ‘Twilight’ if you paid me. I’d rather see ‘Four Christmases’ and that’s a 2009 holiday rental waiting to happen. ‘Twilight’ look like a fucking episode of ‘One Tree Hill’ with vampires. It’s obviously going to be a huge hit with teenage girls, [...]

Casting reality shows is more fun than retards playing with glue sticks. While many people are crunching numbers, preparing briefs, or performing some other inane task all day, I’m out looking for this:

Kristia from VH1’s Rock of Love
I’ve just started a new gig with my lovely friend, That Leyna Chick. She and I spend our [...]

Sometimes I like to reach out to my readers and see what we have in common. So, in the interest of finding out how similar we are, or aren’t, how many of you shave your balls?

If any of you ladies can answer that question, you’re a dude. If you have balls, you’re a man, regardless [...]

It’s time to paint the White House black.
Bring a little colored to politics.
Make the term, “Head Nigga In Charge” a bit more literal.
Love Obama like you love yo mama.
Chocolate City is ready for some juicy booty. Would you rather have this:

or this:

I get a lot of big ideas about things I’m going to do, but I often lose interest in doing those things before I actually do them. Halloween is a prime example. In past years, I’ve gone to Bondage Ball with a group of friends who enjoy the BDSM lifestyle. It’s always a spectacle with [...]