By Bad Ass Frank on Dec 29, 2008 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Featured | 1 Comment
As I swirl 2008 around in a snifter, raise it to my nose to enjoy the bouquet, then slowly pour it into my mouth and let it tantalize my tastebuds, I think to myself that this was a good year right down to the very end.
Lots of cool shit happened this year but the best, [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Dec 18, 2008 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Dating BAF-style, Featured | 3 Comments
In a discussion with my friend Joni, possessor of class, intellect, and a pair of the finest breasts I have ever had the pleasure of meeting, she wondered what breakdown of character traits constituted a potentially good dating prospect. My initial thought was “50% great tits, 50% swallows”, which seemed reasonable.
Joni doesn’t want you making [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Dec 15, 2008 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Featured | 3 Comments
In addition to working on my book, blogging, hosting my internet show, and casting reality television, I occasionally dabble in side projects. And by “side projects” I mean “vaginas”. However, this dabbling is not that sort. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not that I’m against dabbling in Kristia…wait, stop getting me sidetracked. What was I [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Dec 1, 2008 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Featured | 25 Comments
I love Los Angeles. Ever since I moved here from Maryland, I’ve had a sick life. Well, maybe not the first two years, while I was still married, but since then it’s been a ride unlike anything I could have imagined. I won’t go into great detail, but I’ve banged more chicks than most people [...]