By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 22, 2009 in Featured, Random Ramblings, Talking Shit About... | 12 Comments
This past weekend, a gorgeous lady friend of mine who removes her clothes in exchange for currency, told me about a song called “A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying”, by The Bloodhound Gang. I almost shit myself laughing one, because that’s funny and two, because I like to make chicks [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 18, 2009 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Featured | 1 Comment
I love a nice swell.
Granted, I don’t surf, but what’s that got to do with anything? I still enjoy the ocean. I still enjoy the waves. I still enjoy a girl with a hot ass. I don’t think I should be judged on my lack of surfing ability.
This weekend rocked. After a long week of [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 5, 2009 in Dating BAF-style, Featured, Random Ramblings | 20 Comments
In last weeks blog detailing my New Year’s Resolutions, I posted the following:
“I will not date, commit to, or become involved with any girl that does not pass a thorough psychiatric evaluation, a stringent screening process, and who believes that the only thing more satisfying than not speaking at all, is not being able to speak because she’s [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 1, 2009 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Featured, Random Ramblings | 5 Comments
A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year’s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do’s for 2009.
My issues with young chicks [...]
