Archive for January, 2009

The Bad Ass Frank Show w/ hottie Jennifer Korbin aka #1 from Solitary 3.0 »

Take one super hot smoking MILF, add one Bad Ass host, and you’ve got the premier of season 3 of The Bad Ass Frank Show. BAF brings you Jennifer Korbin fresh out of pod number one on Fox Reality’s Solitary 3.0. After enduring some serious torture that left marks all over her tiny, perfect little [...]

I Want To Make Strippers Cry »

This past weekend, a gorgeous lady friend of mine who removes her clothes in exchange for currency, told me about a song called “A Lapdance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying”, by The Bloodhound Gang. I almost shit myself laughing one, because that’s funny and two, because I like to make chicks [...]

The Little Hand Says It’s Time To Rock n’ Roll »

I love a nice swell.

Granted, I don’t surf, but what’s that got to do with anything? I still enjoy the ocean. I still enjoy the waves. I still enjoy a girl with a hot ass. I don’t think I should be judged on my lack of surfing ability.
This weekend rocked. After a long week of [...]

Date This »

In last weeks blog detailing my New Year’s Resolutions, I posted the following:
“I will not date, commit to, or become involved with any girl that does not pass a thorough psychiatric evaluation, a stringent screening process, and who believes that the only thing more satisfying than not speaking at all, is not being able to speak because she’s [...]

Flight Two Zero Zero Niner Approaching »

A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year’s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do’s for 2009.

My issues with young chicks [...]