Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Yesterday I posted a status update, on both Myspace and Facebook, that said I was very proud of winning the Oscar for Best Status Update, and that I wanted to thank my mom for losing her virginity, god for not existing, and girls for having vaginas. Within the hour I got a bunch of shitty [...]

Many of you want to make sweet, sweet love to me, cuddle up for all of eternity, and be my one and only soulmate.
No.
See, I have an extensive list of deal breakers, aka ‘reasons you suck’, which I’ve politely chronicled for your review in a previous blog, Date This. Upon completion of that particular piece, [...]

Bad Ass Frank interviews Adam & Eve contract pornstar Kayden Kross, one of the hottest and most intelligent performers in the business. She talks to us about how she got into porn, anal sex, and her next feature film.

Last week, many of you had the privilege of reading the heart crushing list of deal  breakers in my blog, Date This. If you haven’t read that, do so now. Otherwise this list might seem too meager in comparison and I want you to understand all of the reasons you’re not good enough for me.

Bree [...]

These comments and emails are direct from my Myspace page.
This week I posted two brilliant blogs so that you, the reader, could learn some very important things about me. If you have not read them yet, I forgive you for being lame as fuck, but only if you remedy the situation and read them now. [...]