Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Welcome to the fifth installment of the ongoing Date This/Date That series in which I take all of your feelings of self worth, your character traits, add in your womanly virtues, and negate them one by one with soul crushing honesty. It’s not because I want you to feel bad about yourself. It’s just that [...]

I love you. And the best way for me to demonstrate this is to continuously reinforce the fact that you can’t get me, you’ll never have me, and I’m not interested. Isn’t that how the saying goes? If you love something, set it free and make sure it knows that it doesn’t live up to [...]

On Tuesday I posted the first of my new Mythfuckers series. If you haven’t read it go check out She’s Cute But… and come back.
So now, on to the second line of bullshit that many of you women may have heard from your significant other. It’s a pretty common one and makes even less sense [...]

In recent blogs I provided information on how to, and how not to, position yourself for an opportunity to date me. As I suspected, no one could handle the pressure and bitches chances collapsed faster than the economy. Que sera, serwhogivesafuck. Someday my princess will come, it just won’t be you.
That said, many thanked me [...]

My fans, audience, readers, friends…whatever you want to call em, I love them every one. Doesn’t matter to me if they’re tall, short, skinny, fat, old, young, male, or female. I don’t care if they’re Christians, Buddhists, Jews, Muslims, Wiccans, Scientologists, or the non-delusional version, Atheists. Makes no matter whether they might be White, Black, [...]

This episode BAF interviews pornstar and Penthouse Pet Bree Olson. Find how how she got into the business, what big movies she’s done, and why she had copious amounts of vegetable oil in her ass. It’s informative and educational!

And don’t forget to check out last episode with hottie Kayden Kross.

If you’ve read my previous blog, One Foot Over The Line, you understand my feelings on feet and foot fetishes. If you’ve watched the accompanying video, you know that I’ve garnered some attention from within the freaky foot fetish world. If you haven’t read that blog, or seen the video (it’s embedded in the blog), [...]