Archive for April, 2009

Like An Out Of Work School Teacher. No Class. »

I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Show them all the booty they possess inside.
Give them a special ride.

I love that song. Whitney Houston always spoke to me with her profound lyrics and crack inspired performances. A true artist.
As the Whitster was inspired by a bastardized, [...]

4 Years, No Beers – The Alcoholic Chronicles »

Four years and a few days ago I woke up with what would be the last hangover I’d ever have. Trust me, I’ve had more than my fair share. I’ve had more than your fair share. I don’t miss them. Another thing I don’t miss is the blackouts. I’ve had a considerable number of those [...]

The Bad Ass Frank Show w/ pornstar Ava Rose »

Pornstar Ava Rose is a former Adam & Eve contract girl who’s appeared in Penthouse, Hustler, Taboo and many more. She joins us in the BAF studio to talk about her love of true crime, her disdain for serial killers, and how she’s extremely busy doing nothing all day.

Don’t forget to check out the previous [...]

Date This – The Second Amendment »

Let’s cut to the chase. I am a highly sought after specimen of incredible manliness and ladies love/lust/worship me. However, I am unable to take a bride because, well, chicks are sucky. And I don’t mean the good “sucky-fucky me love you long time” kind. I just mean lame. In order for you to fully [...]