There are over 150 posts on this site consisting of my infamous true stories, dissertations on dating, theories on sex, and various other brilliance. They are all listed here for ease of navigation and divided into groups for your convenience. You owe it to yourself to read them all, thus enriching your life by learning the most important lesson of all– that I am fucking awesome.
The Greatest Hits
These are three of the classic stories from my life and my personal favorites.
Working The Rail – My Life As A Male Stripper
I Fucked The Internet
After my divorce I decided to try my hand at meeting (translation: banging) chicks on the internet. I was successful hundreds of times over. These are just a few of the tales of the tail.
I Fucked The Internet 1 – I Shit You Not
I Fucked The Internet 2a – Knock Knock. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?
I Fucked The Internet 2b – Knock Knoc. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?
I Fucked The Internet 3 – Take Note
I Fucked The Internet 4 – Guest Book
I Fucked The Internet 5 – Quick Stop
I Fucked The Internet 6 – You Know Where You Can Stick That
I Fucked The Internet 7 – Easy Street
My Dating Criteria
Ladies are always asking me how they can get a shot at Bad Ass Frank. What am I looking for in a potential girlfriend. The short answer is “not you”. The long, detailed answer may make you want to cut yourself. This is a series, to be read in order.
Date This – The First Amendment
Date That – The First Amendment
Date That – The Second Amendment
Date This – The Second Amendment
BAF on S.E.X.
When you’ve had sex with an inordinate number of women, you’re an expert. When you’ve had sex with all of them, you’re the expert. Hence, I am the expert and everything I say on the subject is gospel. Listen to me preach.
Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina
The Mystery Of Lesbianism Part 1
Most Recent: The Craigslist Dating Experiment
A series of posts from Craigslist personals where I search for true love. And the responses.
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 5
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 6
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Christmas Formula
Dissertations On Dating
Outside of my dating criteria, I am widely considered to be an expert on love and relationships. These prove it.
Mythfuckers 2 – You’re The Most Beautiful…
Is Your Ass At Least 50% Hot Enough?
The Alcoholic Chronicles
A proud binge drinking, blackout drunk since age 12.
Drink, Drank, Drunk. The Alcoholic Chronicles Part 1
Drink, Drank, Drunk. The Alcoholic Chronicles Part 2
More…
She Ain’t Heavy, She’s My Lover
The Bodybuilding Days Part 1 – The Quest For Huge
The Bodybuilding Days Part 2 – Big Legs
The Bodybuilding Days Part 3 – Pics
Roanoke Road Trip – Eat, Drink, Sex, Flex Pt 1
Roanoke Road Trip – Eat, Drink, Sex, Flex Pt 2
Roanoke Road Trip – Eat, Drink, Sex, Flex Pt 3
A Picture Is Worth A Thousand Therapy Sessions
Teeth Don’t Fail Me Now! The Pictures
This list is a work in progress and will be completed soon. Until then you can poke around the site through the category tags if you’ve tapped out this entire list.
