These are all true stories from my life and the reason that people read my blogs.
I’ve been described as hilarious, irreverent, disgusting, evil, brilliant, retarded, witty, and fucked up.

I am.

The World Famous BK Blaster
One true story about explosive diarrhea and I blew the fuck up. This is the one that made me famous.

Losing My Virginity
The tale is larger than life. The girl was just large. Younever forget your first time.

I Fucked The Internet 1 - I Shit You Not
The first of what would become a series. Anal sex isn’t always worth the fallout.

She Ain’t Heavy, She’s My Lover
Bigger than my virginity story…much bigger.

Working The Rail - My Life As A Male Stripper
Don’t judge me til you’ve walked a mile in my g-string.

Bad Shrimp and Blind Date
What do you get when you combine food poisoning and TV dating?

I Fucked The Internet 2A - Knock Knock. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?
You can meet crazy bitches on the internet? No way!

I Fucked The Internet 2B - Knock Knock. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?
Seriously, the bitch was crazy.

I Fucked The Internet 3 - Take Note
Sometimes, you just gotta have it in writing.

I Fucked The Internet 4 - Guest Book
Please sign in and my penis will see you shortly.

I Fucked The Internet 5 - Quick Stop
Is that a U-Haul in your panties or is your ass huge?

I Fucked The Internet 6 - You Know Where You Can Stick That
It’s only gay if it’s a cock.

I Fucked The Internet 7 - Easy Street
No spitting on the sidewalk.