I have had sex with more chicks that most people have met, therefore I deem myself and expert and all that I say on the subject is fact/gospel/irrefutable. Please let me know if I can provide you with additional information beyond these gems. Feel free to spread the knowledge, giving me all credit, of course.

Fuck on my friends…fuck on.

This is a 3 part series redefining the importance of penis size, letting you know why your vagina is too big, and discussing the finer points of your butthole. Live, learn, enjoy the taste.
1 - Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina
2- A Penny For Your Twats
3- Parking In The Rear

The Mystery Of Lesbianism Part 1
You don’t know dyke.

Horton Hears A Whore
One potato, two potato, fuck a bunch of girls and you’re a man-whore.

One Foot Over The Line
If you have a foot fetish I should probably stick my foot up your ass.

Blow Jobs
How much wood can a good slut suck, if a good slut would suck wood?