People are always asking me which of my pieces are the best read. The problem is that my work is so consistently awesome that it’s difficult to determine one that’s more brilliant than another. So this is a quick click link to some of my all time favorites as well as some of the most popular. They’re divided into categories for ease of navigation. When passing my genius along to others this list is a good starting point. Beyond it they can explore themselves and find little bits of heaven, nirvana, and BAF, all throughout my site. Let’s begin:

The Greatest Hits
These are three of the classic stories from my life and my personal favorites.

The World Famous BK Blaster

Losing My Virginity

Working The Rail – My Life As A Male Stripper

I Fucked The Internet
After my divorce I decided to try my hand at meeting (translation: banging) chicks on the internet. I was successful hundreds of times over. These are just a few of the tales of the tail.

I Fucked The Internet 1 – I Shit You Not

I Fucked The Internet 2a – Knock Knock. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?

I Fucked The Internet 2b – Knock Knoc. Who’s There? Crazy. Crazy Who?

I Fucked The Internet 3 – Take Note

I Fucked The Internet 4 – Guest Book

I Fucked The Internet 5 – Quick Stop

I Fucked The Internet 6 – You Know Where You Can Stick That

I Fucked The Internet 7 – Easy Street

My Dating Criteria
Ladies are always asking me how they can get a shot at Bad Ass Frank. What am I looking for in a potential girlfriend. The short answer is “not you”. The long, detailed answer may make you want to cut yourself. This is a series, to be read in order.

Date This

Date This – The First Amendment

Date That

Date That – The First Amendment

Date That – The Second Amendment

Date This – The Second Amendment

BAF on S.E.X.
When you’ve had sex with an inordinate number of women, you’re an expert. When you’ve had sex with all of them, you’re the expert. Hence, I am the expert and everything I say on the subject is gospel. Listen to me preach.

Nothing Could Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina

A Penny For Your Twats

Parking In The Rear