Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet Radio, Comedy, Satire

In an effort to redeem myself after the whiny-girlie-bitchblog about Mike moving, I’m going to move along to another topic that’s near and dear to my heart, sacred to my soul, uplifting to my life…
Blow jobs.
Typically I don’t write about sex. I mean, everyone does that, right? It’s kind of a throw away topic. Like [...]

I like girls in school girl outfits. I’m also partial to latex. A t-shirt and full bottom panties work too, on the right body. I like spanking girls and pulling their hair. I like to stick my tongue in their ass and, depending on my mood, I’m not averse to them sticking theirs in mine, [...]

“How many girls have you slept with?” she asks.
That’s like asking me to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. A really big jar. A really big jar of really small jelly beans. Have you ever looked at an oil tanker and thought, “That’s quite a jar!” If so, then we’re on the [...]

Some girls like it in the butt. I like those girls.
The End.
Wait, I suppose there’s more to it than that. More to this glory (hole) we call anal sex. Sometimes, there’s much more. Don’t believe me, read my classic blog, I Fucked The Internet 1: I Shit You Not. That will give you an entirely [...]

Yesterday, one of my fine readers commented on my Nothin’ Could Be Finer Than To Be In Your Vagina blog, pointing out that money was often a good measurement for the value of anything. Since I agree, I’ll take it a step further and offer up that money is the perfect tool for measuring the [...]

in the spriiiiingtime.
Nothin’ could be tighter than your twatty when I tap it on the moooorning.
The clocks are set forward, spring is in the air and your pussy is really, really big.
No seriously, it’s huge.
I’m on a mission to change the world. See, for years men having been living under the false assumption that penis [...]

According to my research (I did no research), God does not like fags.
Leviticus 20:13
“If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination, so don’t be an abominable fag, especially if you’re a “bear” cuz big fat hairy guys doing it is just gross.”
However, in the King [...]