By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 2, 2008 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories | 9 Comments
This story is not for the faint of heart (or stomach) so be forewarned. It’s gonna get uglier than Rumsfeld and Bin Laden having gay sex in a vat of mayo.
I take you back to 1989 when yes, I was a wee lad of 19. (I’m old motherfuckers, I KNOW that. No need to point [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories | 3 Comments
See, my friend Chris got himself an apartment in Georgetown (downtown D.C.) just after high school. It was a pimpin little studio right near all the cool G-town bars. Every Friday night I’d head down and spend the weekend getting hammered and trying to pick up girls. The key word being “trying”. Actually, the key [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jul 17, 2007 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
I met her on the internet. If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I’d have a great many dollars. Hell, if I wrote a blog for every “I met her on the internet” story, I’d have more blogs than you could read in this lifetime. Or at least in the average [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jul 13, 2006 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories | 0 Comments
This is a tale of sweaty man-gyrations, red-tassled g-strings and hot leather boots. Of cash, ass, sports cars and luxury villas. It’s a journey of epic proportions involving world travels, women and untold stories of debauchery resulting in vast riches.
In 1993 (yes, I’m old motherfuckers), I was a rising star in the world of amateur [...]
