Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Thursday, Dec 24, Afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Handsome, Charming, Witty…
and available for you to take to the Lakers/Cavs game on Christmas Day.
It’s the holiday season and, in the spirit of giving, I’m attempting to give one lucky lady my time (a priceless gift), assuming that we spend that time watching the Los Angeles Lakers play the Cleveland [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 5
This formula is the final installment for a while. I haven’t given up hope completely but CL has fallen short of my expectations. I [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
Wednesday, Sept 23, Mid-Morning
MY POST:
Subject: Happy Humpday
Shall we?
I’ve been searching for true love to no avail but I’ve suddenly realized that I may be going about it all wrong. I’ve [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
Tuesday, Sept 22, Late afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Two For Tuesday
Tomorrow is hump day, and I’d like to, but I’m single and my days of blatant promiscuity are long behind me. At this stage in my career I’m [...]

Formula 1 (Friday night)
Formula 2 (Earlier Sat)
Later on Saturday, as I sat lonely in my room wondering if I’ll ever find my soul mate, I mixed up one last cocktail of CL chemistry to see if I could find a cure for my heart ache.
Saturday, Sept 19, Night
MY POST:
Subject: True love…or at least true-ish
Ok, so [...]

The previous nights post, ‘Smart. Hot. Funny. Any Questions?’, proved fruitless. I’m confident tonight will be the night.
Saturday, Sept 19, Early evening.
MY POST:
Subject: I’m so hot you’ll have Saturday night fever…
Last night I posted here anticipating that I would find true love by the culmination of the weekend. There’s about 24 hours left before [...]

In an effort to find true love, I’ve gone into the laboratory that is Craigslist and begun the process of developing the perfect formula for romantic success. Below is the first mixture that I concocted and some of the results. It’s become clear to me that this won’t be a simple process.
Friday, Sept 18, Evening
MY [...]

Let’s cut to the chase. I am a highly sought after specimen of incredible manliness and ladies love/lust/worship me. However, I am unable to take a bride because, well, chicks are sucky. And I don’t mean the good “sucky-fucky me love you long time” kind. I just mean lame. In order for you to fully [...]

Welcome to the fifth installment of the ongoing Date This/Date That series in which I take all of your feelings of self worth, your character traits, add in your womanly virtues, and negate them one by one with soul crushing honesty. It’s not because I want you to feel bad about yourself. It’s just that [...]

I love you. And the best way for me to demonstrate this is to continuously reinforce the fact that you can’t get me, you’ll never have me, and I’m not interested. Isn’t that how the saying goes? If you love something, set it free and make sure it knows that it doesn’t live up to [...]