By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 5, 2009 in Dating BAF-style, Featured, Random Ramblings | 10 Comments
In last weeks blog detailing my New Year’s Resolutions, I posted the following:
“I will not date, commit to, or become involved with any girl that does not pass a thorough psychiatric evaluation, a stringent screening process, and who believes that the only thing more satisfying than not speaking at all, is not being able to speak because she’s [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Dec 18, 2008 in A Diary of a Bad Ass, Dating BAF-style, Featured | 3 Comments
In a discussion with my friend Joni, possessor of class, intellect, and a pair of the finest breasts I have ever had the pleasure of meeting, she wondered what breakdown of character traits constituted a potentially good dating prospect. My initial thought was “50% great tits, 50% swallows”, which seemed reasonable.
Joni doesn’t want you making [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 16, 2008 in Dating BAF-style, Featured | 2 Comments
And by “flowers” I mean “19 year old chicks”.
People keep giving me shit about dating younger women. (When I typed the word “women” I started laughing hysterically.) I think they’ve got the wrong idea though. It’s not as if I’m really just dating nineteen year old girls. The ladies I’ve dated that last few years have [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Dating BAF-style | 3 Comments
When I got divorced, I knew I needed to broaden my horizons when it came to dating and relationships. In an effort not to be narrow minded, I decided I’d meet, and involve myself with, a diverse cross-section of cultural, educational, and intellectual backgrounds. So, after I fucked those two chicks, I found the type [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X., Dating BAF-style | 0 Comments
“How many girls have you slept with?” she asks.
That’s like asking me to guess how many jelly beans are in a jar. A really big jar. A really big jar of really small jelly beans. Have you ever looked at an oil tanker and thought, “That’s quite a jar!” If so, then we’re on the [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Feb 14, 2008 in Dating BAF-style | 0 Comments
Today, when you’re spending your portion of the estimated 17 billion dollars that will be wasted on Valentine’s Day gifts, ask yourself one question….
What’s in it for Bad Ass Frank?
If the answer is “nothing”, put that wallet away, pull out your cell phone and dump whoever you’re seeing, dating, hanging out with, married to, having [...]
