Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet Radio, Comedy, Satire

Casting reality shows is more fun than retards playing with glue sticks. While many people are crunching numbers, preparing briefs, or performing some other inane task all day, I’m out looking for this:

Kristia from VH1’s Rock of Love
I’ve just started a new gig with my lovely friend, That Leyna Chick. She and I spend our [...]

Sometimes I like to reach out to my readers and see what we have in common. So, in the interest of finding out how similar we are, or aren’t, how many of you shave your balls?

If any of you ladies can answer that question, you’re a dude. If you have balls, you’re a man, regardless [...]

I get a lot of big ideas about things I’m going to do, but I often lose interest in doing those things before I actually do them. Halloween is a prime example. In past years, I’ve gone to Bondage Ball with a group of friends who enjoy the BDSM lifestyle. It’s always a spectacle with [...]

That’s right. I killed it. And I’d do it again if I had to…fucking orange ass motherfucker.
Halloween is a joyful time of year when friends gather together for warm apple cider. The costume clad homos parade down Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood, on their way to a bobbing-for-assholes party. And parents knowingly allow their [...]

In the immortal words of Eminem, “We can scream ‘I just don’t give a fuck’ and see who means it.

I’ve heard that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
I must be insane.
In my life I’ve had a few committed relationships, and a few relationships that almost saw me committed. In fact, from age eighteen to age thirty-two, I had a grand total of [...]

Seriously, I have a lot of shit going on.
It’s been a crazy couple of weeks. I’m working on my upcoming book, Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy, and trying to knock out some pages every day. But between life getting in the way (translation: trying to pay bills), and the occasional writer’s block, it’s a tough road. Some [...]

Let me say, first and foremost, that I could give a fuck about any sport that’s not MMA. Seriously, unless you can open up somebody’s scalp with an elbow, unleashing a geyser of blood, crush their nose with a knee to the face, then choke them unconscious, your sport is lame, gay, and for pussies.
Now, [...]

Leyna and I, after working on Fox Reality’s SOLITARY 3.0 for ten long weeks, the last two of which were basically 12-15 hour days, took a much needed break from our duties in casting and running The Department of Sexiness, to enjoy some recreational time (Whilst you enjoy my run-on sentence).

She took her loveliness to [...]

but I don’t read em. I don’t even look at em.
I don’t mean street signs, or no parking signs, or detour signs, or signs alerting me to where the bathroom is located, or the signs that tell me I’m at Bed, Bath, And Beyond, or the Hollywood sign, or signs of life on other planets, [...]