By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 2, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, Featured, I Fucked The Internet | 5 Comments
I met this girl on Match.com, if I recall correctly. She was a twenty-six year old graphic designer who lived somewhere in West LA, which was very convenient as it meant she wouldn’t have to drive far to deliver herself to me. Her profile pictures showed a cute, thin, blonde who looked a bit conservative, [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jul 22, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, Featured, I Fucked The Internet | 5 Comments
One of the unique aspects of meeting girls on the internet, is that you expand your reach far beyond the city you live in. At the height of my web womanizing, I was talking to ladies all over the United States, and even some in other countries. I had ho’s in different area codes long [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 1 Comment
Back in the day, when I was fucking my way through the internet, I met quite a variety of people. You may have read some of my previous entries in the I Fucked The Internet series.
This particular entry is a bit different because I did not write it. At least not all of it. Seems [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 6 Comments
When I first began my online dating exploits, I was only aware of sites like Match.com and Yahoo personals. Neither of those was very effective in meeting the kinds of girls I was interested in meeting.
Sluts.
I use that term loosely but what I really mean is that I wasn’t looking for a relationship. Getting laid [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 10, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 2 Comments
What the fuck is that noise?
Who’s there?
Come in!
Mommy!
Oh, the phone is ringing. Shit. The meds make everything seem hazy and dreamlike. It’s difficult to focus. I’m on my sofa, where I’d been for 2 days other than trips to the kitchen or bathroom. I’m in a pair of old sweats and a stained wifebeater that’s [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 5, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
If you’re a reader of my blogs from back in the day, you’re familiar with my appearance on the CMT reality show, Cowboy U.
Anyway, I returned from that experience with a torn tendon on my right elbow. This was from being thrown off of a bull. Not a mechanical bull, mind you, but the genuine [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jul 17, 2007 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
I met her on the internet. If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I’d have a great many dollars. Hell, if I wrote a blog for every “I met her on the internet” story, I’d have more blogs than you could read in this lifetime. Or at least in the average [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jan 7, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
A few years ago I got a call from my friend Steve. He and I had gone to high school together in Maryland and still kept in touch even when I moved to CA. He’s telling me about this girl he’s dating and how hot the sex is with her. I’m very excited for him [...]
