Category: The Alcoholic Chronicles

Drink, Drank, DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 2 »

Drink, Drank, DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 2
It’s been almost two years since I wrote the first installment, Drink, Drank DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 1. I was only eighteen months sober when I penned that particular piece and now I’m at three years, two months. So much has happened and, unlike when I was [...]

3 Years, No Beers »

“Last week marked 3 years dry for me. I mean totally dry. Not a sip, not a drop, not a taste on my tongue.” That’s a quote from a blog I wrote last year, 2 Years, No Beers, only with the obvious numerical difference. If you read that entry, you’ll see that a lot has [...]

2 Years, No Beers! »

Last week marked 2 years dry for me. I mean totally dry. Not a sip, not a drop, not a taste on my tongue.
No alcohol at all.
Not even at the mall.
Not even with Paul Wall.
Not in my mouth or at my house or even on my balls.
It’s true ya’ll.
Given that I don’t indulge in any [...]

Drink, Drank, Drunk…The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt 1 »

How many drinks does it take to get to the center of a Bad Ass pop?
One.
Two.
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug……
18 months. I’ve been sober 18 months. Well, it’s actually 18 months and 4 days, as of today. And it feels pretty fucking good. Cuz I’m not built to drink. Or rather, I AM built [...]