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		<title>Date This</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Jan 2009 01:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In last weeks blog detailing my New Year&#8217;s Resolutions, I posted the following:
&#8220;I will not date, commit to, or become involved with any girl that does not pass a thorough psychiatric evaluation, a stringent screening process, and who believes that the only thing more satisfying than not speaking at all, is not being able to speak because she’s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flight Two Zero Zero Niner Approaching</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year&#8217;s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do&#8217;s for 2009.

My issues with young chicks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ass End of 08</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I swirl 2008 around in a snifter, raise it to my nose to enjoy the bouquet, then slowly pour it into my mouth and let it tantalize my tastebuds, I think to myself that this was a good year right down to the very end.

Lots of cool shit happened this year but the best, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is Your Ass At Least 50% Hot Enough?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 23:50:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a discussion with my friend Joni, possessor of class, intellect, and a pair of the finest breasts I have ever had the pleasure of meeting, she wondered what breakdown of character traits constituted a potentially good dating prospect. My initial thought was &#8220;50% great tits, 50% swallows&#8221;, which seemed reasonable.

Joni doesn&#8217;t want you making [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Video with Kristia from VH1&#8217;s Rock of Love</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In addition to working on my book, blogging, hosting my internet show, and casting reality television, I occasionally dabble in side projects. And by &#8220;side projects&#8221; I mean &#8220;vaginas&#8221;. However, this dabbling is not that sort. Don&#8217;t get me wrong, it&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m against dabbling in Kristia&#8230;wait, stop getting me sidetracked. What was I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pimps Up</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 20:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an excerpt from chapter 5 of my upcoming book, Pimpin Ain&#8217;t Easy.
Chapter 5 - PIMPS UP
There is no one who&#8217;s existence is more indicative of what&#8217;s wrong with the adult industry than the porn agent. They are, to a large extent, the most cold-hearted, ruthless, evil beings on the planet. All of them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Love And Die In LA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Los Angeles. Ever since I moved here from Maryland, I&#8217;ve had a sick life. Well, maybe not the first two years, while I was still married, but since then it&#8217;s been a ride unlike anything I could have imagined. I won&#8217;t go into great detail, but I&#8217;ve banged more chicks than most people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Happy Franksgiving</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 15:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There are so many things to be thankful for this holiday season: friends, loved ones, the economy, fat people, dollar store pop-up cardboard turkeys, the emo-fag movie Twilight, and cans of jellied cranberry sauce. It&#8217;s the season to come together, remember what we have, and try to appreciate it. Because if you don&#8217;t appreciate candied [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bite Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Interview with the Vampire&#8217; was awesome. &#8216;Lost Boys&#8217; is a classic. I wouldn&#8217;t see &#8216;Twilight&#8217; if you paid me. I&#8217;d rather see &#8216;Four Christmases&#8217; and that&#8217;s a 2009 holiday rental waiting to happen. &#8216;Twilight&#8217; look like a fucking episode of &#8216;One Tree Hill&#8217; with vampires. It&#8217;s obviously going to be a huge hit with teenage girls, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Ass Girls Club - Alexa</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Nov 2008 20:05:51 +0000</pubDate>
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Name: Alexa Kelly
Age: Old enough to know things
Height: 5′4″
Status: Secret
Home:Middle of nowhere
Alexa Kelly is a Myspace friend who&#8217;s wanted to lick me for a long time. Having no idea how tasty I really am, she&#8217;s chronically failed to travel to California to sample the treat that is BAF. However, she was kind enough to send [...]]]></description>
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