Name: Alexa Kelly
Age: Old enough to know things
Height: 5′4″
Status: Secret
Home:Middle of nowhere

Alexa Kelly is a Myspace friend who’s wanted to lick me for a long time. Having no idea how tasty I really am, she’s chronically failed to travel to California to sample the treat that is BAF. However, she was kind enough to send some shots from her most recent photo shoots, in the hopes of ingratiating herself to me and one day fulfilling her dream of covering me in chocolate then throwing me into a pile of ants. It’s a weird fetish but fuck, I’m down to try anything once. Click on the thumbnails for full sized pics and check her out on Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/alexakelly.

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