Casting reality shows is more fun than retards playing with glue sticks. While many people are crunching numbers, preparing briefs, or performing some other inane task all day, I’m out looking for this:

Kristia from VH1’s Rock of Love

I’ve just started a new gig with my lovely friend, That Leyna Chick. She and I spend our time seeking out interesting people who fit the criteria for whatever show we’re currently casting. We’re not always assigned the task of finding hot chicks like Kristia, but it’s still a decent job. Granted, it’s a far better time when the producer says, “Find me some beautiful babes,” but hey, you can’t always get what you want.

I want those please.

Sometimes you have to settle for getting paid to search for less lickable cast members, which can be quite taxing.  On those long days, you’ll often have to distract yourself by trying to choose from the fifteen different types of coffee, or drawers full of candy, or variety of tasty snacks, all stocked in the kitchen down the hall. It sucks. I’d way rather be working construction, selling used cars, or working at Starbucks. Because once you’ve gourged yourself silly on delicious treats, it’s just like any other job. There’s nothing left to do but head back to your office to stare out at the hideous view.

It’s painful. Why can’t I go back to corporate software sales and have a window overlooking the parking lot? Why God, why?

After I’ve devoured free snacks, stared at mountains, and found people worthy of being on reality TV, it’s time to head home and do what other normal Americans do…

Manhandle hot reality chicks on my internet TV show, take pics of them, then blog about it. Shit, my job isn’t that different than yours probably, except for yours sucks donkey balls and mine rules. Other than that, we do pretty much the exact same thing. Anyway, i’m off to bed. I’ve got another tough day at the office tomorrow then I have to go to a party full of hot girls spanking each other. I know, I know, I’d rather be home reading too. But you have to network in this town otherwise you’ll never get anywhere. I should just move to Detroit and get a normal, secure job. Maybe in one of those big auto factories. That’s gotta be the life. Does anyone know if GM is hiring?

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