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	<title>Bad Ass Frank - True Life Stories, Internet Radio, Comedy, Satire &#187; A Diary of a Bad Ass</title>
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		<title>Date This &#8211; The First Amendment</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last week, many of you had the privilege of reading the heart crushing list of deal  breakers in my blog, Date This. If you haven&#8217;t read that, do so now. Otherwise this list might seem too meager in comparison and I want you to understand all of the reasons you&#8217;re not good enough for me.

Bree [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Little Hand Says It&#8217;s Time To Rock n&#8217; Roll</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jan 2009 06:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love a nice swell.

Granted, I don&#8217;t surf, but what&#8217;s that got to do with anything? I still enjoy the ocean. I still enjoy the waves. I still enjoy a girl with a hot ass. I don&#8217;t think I should be judged on my lack of surfing ability.
This weekend rocked. After a long week of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flight Two Zero Zero Niner Approaching</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year&#8217;s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do&#8217;s for 2009.

My issues with young chicks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Ass End of 08</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:40:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I swirl 2008 around in a snifter, raise it to my nose to enjoy the bouquet, then slowly pour it into my mouth and let it tantalize my tastebuds, I think to myself that this was a good year right down to the very end.

Lots of cool shit happened this year but the best, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To Love And Die In LA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:03:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love Los Angeles. Ever since I moved here from Maryland, I&#8217;ve had a sick life. Well, maybe not the first two years, while I was still married, but since then it&#8217;s been a ride unlike anything I could have imagined. I won&#8217;t go into great detail, but I&#8217;ve banged more chicks than most people [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bite Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:07:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Interview with the Vampire&#8217; was awesome. &#8216;Lost Boys&#8217; is a classic. I wouldn&#8217;t see &#8216;Twilight&#8217; if you paid me. I&#8217;d rather see &#8216;Four Christmases&#8217; and that&#8217;s a 2009 holiday rental waiting to happen. &#8216;Twilight&#8217; look like a fucking episode of &#8216;One Tree Hill&#8217; with vampires. It&#8217;s obviously going to be a huge hit with teenage girls, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Realitilistically Speaking</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 07:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Casting reality shows is more fun than retards playing with glue sticks. While many people are crunching numbers, preparing briefs, or performing some other inane task all day, I&#8217;m out looking for this:

Kristia from VH1&#8217;s Rock of Love
I&#8217;ve just started a new gig with my lovely friend, That Leyna Chick. She and I spend our [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s Da Baldies</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:01:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sometimes I like to reach out to my readers and see what we have in common. So, in the interest of finding out how similar we are, or aren&#8217;t, how many of you shave your balls?

If any of you ladies can answer that question, you&#8217;re a dude. If you have balls, you&#8217;re a man, regardless [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halloweenie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2008 20:02:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I get a lot of big ideas about things I&#8217;m going to do, but I often lose interest in doing those things before I actually do them. Halloween is a prime example. In past years, I&#8217;ve gone to Bondage Ball with a group of friends who enjoy the BDSM lifestyle. It&#8217;s always a spectacle with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s The Great Pumpkin Massacre, Charlie Brown!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right. I killed it. And I&#8217;d do it again if I had to&#8230;fucking orange ass motherfucker.
Halloween is a joyful time of year when friends gather together for warm apple cider. The costume clad homos parade down Santa Monica Blvd in West Hollywood, on their way to a bobbing-for-assholes party. And parents knowingly allow their [...]]]></description>
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