Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet Radio, Comedy, Satire

Four years and a few days ago I woke up with what would be the last hangover I’d ever have. Trust me, I’ve had more than my fair share. I’ve had more than your fair share. I don’t miss them. Another thing I don’t miss is the blackouts. I’ve had a considerable number of those [...]

I met this girl on Match.com, if I recall correctly. She was a twenty-six year old graphic designer who lived somewhere in West LA, which was very convenient as it meant she wouldn’t have to drive far to deliver herself to me. Her profile pictures showed a cute, thin, blonde who looked a bit conservative, [...]

Drink, Drank, DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 2
It’s been almost two years since I wrote the first installment, Drink, Drank DRUNK! The Alcoholic Chronicles Pt. 1. I was only eighteen months sober when I penned that particular piece and now I’m at three years, two months. So much has happened and, unlike when I was [...]

“Last week marked 3 years dry for me. I mean totally dry. Not a sip, not a drop, not a taste on my tongue.” That’s a quote from a blog I wrote last year, 2 Years, No Beers, only with the obvious numerical difference. If you read that entry, you’ll see that a lot has [...]

Last week marked 2 years dry for me. I mean totally dry. Not a sip, not a drop, not a taste on my tongue.
No alcohol at all.
Not even at the mall.
Not even with Paul Wall.
Not in my mouth or at my house or even on my balls.
It’s true ya’ll.
Given that I don’t indulge in any [...]

How many drinks does it take to get to the center of a Bad Ass pop?
One.
Two.
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug……
18 months. I’ve been sober 18 months. Well, it’s actually 18 months and 4 days, as of today. And it feels pretty fucking good. Cuz I’m not built to drink. Or rather, I AM built [...]