By Bad Ass Frank on Mar 8, 2009 in Featured, Random Ramblings | 0 Comments
My fans, audience, readers, friends…whatever you want to call em, I love them every one. Doesn’t matter to me if they’re tall, short, skinny, fat, old, young, male, or female. I don’t care if they’re Christians, Buddhists, Jews, Muslims, Wiccans, Scientologists, or the non-delusional version, Atheists. Makes no matter whether they might be White, Black, [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 1 Comment
Back in the day, when I was fucking my way through the internet, I met quite a variety of people. You may have read some of my previous entries in the I Fucked The Internet series.
This particular entry is a bit different because I did not write it. At least not all of it. Seems [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 6 Comments
When I first began my online dating exploits, I was only aware of sites like Match.com and Yahoo personals. Neither of those was very effective in meeting the kinds of girls I was interested in meeting.
Sluts.
I use that term loosely but what I really mean is that I wasn’t looking for a relationship. Getting laid [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on May 30, 2008 in B.A.F on S.E.X. | 1 Comment
Some girls like it in the butt. I like those girls.
The End.
Wait, I suppose there’s more to it than that. More to this glory (hole) we call anal sex. Sometimes, there’s much more. Don’t believe me, read my classic blog, I Fucked The Internet 1: I Shit You Not. That will give you an entirely [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 10, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 2 Comments
What the fuck is that noise?
Who’s there?
Come in!
Mommy!
Oh, the phone is ringing. Shit. The meds make everything seem hazy and dreamlike. It’s difficult to focus. I’m on my sofa, where I’d been for 2 days other than trips to the kitchen or bathroom. I’m in a pair of old sweats and a stained wifebeater that’s [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Oct 5, 2007 in Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
If you’re a reader of my blogs from back in the day, you’re familiar with my appearance on the CMT reality show, Cowboy U.
Anyway, I returned from that experience with a torn tendon on my right elbow. This was from being thrown off of a bull. Not a mechanical bull, mind you, but the genuine [...]
By Bad Ass Frank on Jul 17, 2007 in Blogs - The Greatest Hits, Blogs - The Stories, I Fucked The Internet | 3 Comments
I met her on the internet. If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I’d have a great many dollars. Hell, if I wrote a blog for every “I met her on the internet” story, I’d have more blogs than you could read in this lifetime. Or at least in the average [...]
