Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Thursday, Dec 24, Afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Handsome, Charming, Witty…
and available for you to take to the Lakers/Cavs game on Christmas Day.
It’s the holiday season and, in the spirit of giving, I’m attempting to give one lucky lady my time (a priceless gift), assuming that we spend that time watching the Los Angeles Lakers play the Cleveland [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 5
This formula is the final installment for a while. I haven’t given up hope completely but CL has fallen short of my expectations. I [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
Wednesday, Sept 23, Mid-Morning
MY POST:
Subject: Happy Humpday
Shall we?
I’ve been searching for true love to no avail but I’ve suddenly realized that I may be going about it all wrong. I’ve [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
Tuesday, Sept 22, Late afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Two For Tuesday
Tomorrow is hump day, and I’d like to, but I’m single and my days of blatant promiscuity are long behind me. At this stage in my career I’m [...]

Formula 1 (Friday night)
Formula 2 (Earlier Sat)
Later on Saturday, as I sat lonely in my room wondering if I’ll ever find my soul mate, I mixed up one last cocktail of CL chemistry to see if I could find a cure for my heart ache.
Saturday, Sept 19, Night
MY POST:
Subject: True love…or at least true-ish
Ok, so [...]

The previous nights post, ‘Smart. Hot. Funny. Any Questions?’, proved fruitless. I’m confident tonight will be the night.
Saturday, Sept 19, Early evening.
MY POST:
Subject: I’m so hot you’ll have Saturday night fever…
Last night I posted here anticipating that I would find true love by the culmination of the weekend. There’s about 24 hours left before [...]

In an effort to find true love, I’ve gone into the laboratory that is Craigslist and begun the process of developing the perfect formula for romantic success. Below is the first mixture that I concocted and some of the results. It’s become clear to me that this won’t be a simple process.
Friday, Sept 18, Evening
MY [...]

People are always asking me which of my pieces are the best read. The problem is that my work is so consistently awesome that it’s difficult to determine one that’s more brilliant than another. So this is a quick click link to some of my all time favorites as well as some of the most [...]

Check out the newest episode of The Bad Ass Frank Show. BAF interviews Vivid contract pornstar Sunny Leone, one of the hottest girls in the adult industry. She’s sexy, he’s funny, the show is 6 minutes of hot hilarity. Be sure to watch all the way through the end credits cuz Sunny cooks up a [...]

I believe the children are our future.
Teach them well and let them lead the way.
Show them all the booty they possess inside.
Give them a special ride.

I love that song. Whitney Houston always spoke to me with her profound lyrics and crack inspired performances. A true artist.
As the Whitster was inspired by a bastardized, [...]