Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

People are always asking me which of my pieces are the best read. The problem is that my work is so consistently awesome that it’s difficult to determine one that’s more brilliant than another. So this is a quick click link to some of my all time favorites as well as some of the most [...]

These comments and emails are direct from my Myspace page.
This week I posted two brilliant blogs so that you, the reader, could learn some very important things about me. If you have not read them yet, I forgive you for being lame as fuck, but only if you remedy the situation and read them now. [...]

See, my friend Chris got himself an apartment in Georgetown (downtown D.C.) just after high school. It was a pimpin little studio right near all the cool G-town bars. Every Friday night I’d head down and spend the weekend getting hammered and trying to pick up girls. The key word being “trying”. Actually, the key [...]

So, my close personal friend, we’ll call her “Angel” (but only cuz her real name is Angela and I want to protect her identity), calls me and asks for a ride to the Pleasure Chest. She’s in desperate need of some sex toys. I can understand those who have an affinity for sex toys or [...]

Or should it be blind shrimp and bad date. Seriously, the shrimps little heads were cut off so technically they’re blind, right? And I wanted to cut my fucking head off during the date. Either way, both sucked ass. Speaking of ass, the next paragraph is going to mention shitting more than once. If that [...]

The first rule of Fight Club is…You do not try to fight the entire club all at once.
Clearly, I don’t follow rules very well.
It was New Years Eve either in 1995 or 1996, I can’t recall. Or I’m just trying to block out the trauma of the night. Who knows? I’m out with Big Kev [...]

Continued from a previous blog. If you haven’t read it, do. It’s the beginning of this story: The Bodybuilding Days Part 1- The Quest for Huge
So I work out for a few weeks at the YMCA. I do not, as I’d hoped, get massively huge. I spend much of my time there fearing Sloth and [...]

Breaking up is, hard to do.
I wish you’d die, oh yes that is true.
Don’t stay, cuz this is the end.
Instead of making up I’m happy we are breaking up again.
Ah, a love song I’ve sung so many times before. How do I stop loving thee? Let me count the ways.
I’m bored.
I’ve over you.
I was drunk [...]

Back in the day, when I was fucking my way through the internet, I met quite a variety of people. You may have read some of my previous entries in the I Fucked The Internet series.
This particular entry is a bit different because I did not write it. At least not all of it. Seems [...]

I like girls in school girl outfits. I’m also partial to latex. A t-shirt and full bottom panties work too, on the right body. I like spanking girls and pulling their hair. I like to stick my tongue in their ass and, depending on my mood, I’m not averse to them sticking theirs in mine, [...]