Bad Ass Frank – True Life Stories, Internet television, Comedy, Satire

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 5
This formula is the final installment for a while. I haven’t given up hope completely but CL has fallen short of my expectations. I [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
Wednesday, Sept 23, Mid-Morning
MY POST:
Subject: Happy Humpday
Shall we?
I’ve been searching for true love to no avail but I’ve suddenly realized that I may be going about it all wrong. I’ve [...]

Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
Tuesday, Sept 22, Late afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Two For Tuesday
Tomorrow is hump day, and I’d like to, but I’m single and my days of blatant promiscuity are long behind me. At this stage in my career I’m [...]

Formula 1 (Friday night)
Formula 2 (Earlier Sat)
Later on Saturday, as I sat lonely in my room wondering if I’ll ever find my soul mate, I mixed up one last cocktail of CL chemistry to see if I could find a cure for my heart ache.
Saturday, Sept 19, Night
MY POST:
Subject: True love…or at least true-ish
Ok, so [...]

The previous nights post, ‘Smart. Hot. Funny. Any Questions?’, proved fruitless. I’m confident tonight will be the night.
Saturday, Sept 19, Early evening.
MY POST:
Subject: I’m so hot you’ll have Saturday night fever…
Last night I posted here anticipating that I would find true love by the culmination of the weekend. There’s about 24 hours left before [...]

In an effort to find true love, I’ve gone into the laboratory that is Craigslist and begun the process of developing the perfect formula for romantic success. Below is the first mixture that I concocted and some of the results. It’s become clear to me that this won’t be a simple process.
Friday, Sept 18, Evening
MY [...]

Let’s cut to the chase. I am a highly sought after specimen of incredible manliness and ladies love/lust/worship me. However, I am unable to take a bride because, well, chicks are sucky. And I don’t mean the good “sucky-fucky me love you long time” kind. I just mean lame. In order for you to fully [...]

Many of you want to make sweet, sweet love to me, cuddle up for all of eternity, and be my one and only soulmate.
No.
See, I have an extensive list of deal breakers, aka ‘reasons you suck’, which I’ve politely chronicled for your review in a previous blog, Date This. Upon completion of that particular piece, [...]

A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year’s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do’s for 2009.

My issues with young chicks [...]

but I don’t read em. I don’t even look at em.
I don’t mean street signs, or no parking signs, or detour signs, or signs alerting me to where the bathroom is located, or the signs that tell me I’m at Bed, Bath, And Beyond, or the Hollywood sign, or signs of life on other planets, [...]