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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment-Formula 6</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:27:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 4
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 5
This formula is the final installment for a while. I haven&#8217;t given up hope completely but CL has fallen short of my expectations. I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment-Formula 5</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 3
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 4
Wednesday, Sept 23, Mid-Morning
MY POST:
Subject: Happy Humpday
Shall we?
I&#8217;ve been searching for true love to no avail but I&#8217;ve suddenly realized that I may be going about it all wrong. I&#8217;ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment-Formula 4</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 02:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Previous Concoctions:
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 1
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 2
The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 3
Tuesday, Sept 22, Late afternoon
MY POST:
Subject: Two For Tuesday
Tomorrow is hump day, and I&#8217;d like to, but I&#8217;m single and my days of blatant promiscuity are long behind me. At this stage in my career I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment – Formula 3</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:07:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Formula 1 (Friday night)
Formula 2 (Earlier Sat)
Later on Saturday, as I sat lonely in my room wondering if I&#8217;ll ever find my soul mate, I mixed up one last cocktail of CL chemistry to see if I could find a cure for my heart ache.
Saturday, Sept 19, Night
MY POST:
Subject: True love&#8230;or at least true-ish
Ok, so [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The previous nights post, &#8216;Smart. Hot. Funny. Any Questions?&#8217;, proved fruitless. I&#8217;m confident tonight will be the night.
Saturday, Sept 19, Early evening.
MY POST:
Subject: I&#8217;m so hot you&#8217;ll have Saturday night fever&#8230;
Last night I posted here anticipating that I would find true love by the  culmination of the weekend. There&#8217;s about 24 hours left before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Craigslist Dating Experiment &#8211; Formula 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 17:13:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In an effort to find true love, I&#8217;ve gone into the laboratory that is Craigslist and begun the process of developing the perfect formula for romantic success. Below is the first mixture that I concocted and some of the results. It&#8217;s become clear to me that this won&#8217;t be a simple process.
Friday, Sept 18, Evening
MY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date This &#8211; The Second Amendment</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s cut to the chase. I am a highly sought after specimen of incredible manliness and ladies love/lust/worship me. However, I am unable to take a bride because, well, chicks are sucky. And I don&#8217;t mean the good &#8220;sucky-fucky me love you long time&#8221; kind. I just mean lame. In order for you to fully [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Date That</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Feb 2009 18:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Many of you want to make sweet, sweet love to me, cuddle up for all of eternity, and be my one and only soulmate.
No.
See, I have an extensive list of deal breakers, aka &#8216;reasons you suck&#8217;, which I&#8217;ve politely chronicled for your review in a previous blog, Date This. Upon completion of that particular piece, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flight Two Zero Zero Niner Approaching</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 04:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A great deal of time and effort (about 4 minutes total) went into developing my list of new year&#8217;s resolutions. And after much thinking (napping), consulting with my advisors (I have no advisors), and determining my most important goals (none of these matter), I finally locked in my top to-do&#8217;s for 2009.

My issues with young chicks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 00:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[but I don&#8217;t read em. I don&#8217;t even look at em.
I don&#8217;t mean street signs, or no parking signs, or detour signs, or signs alerting me to where the bathroom is located, or the signs that tell me I&#8217;m at Bed, Bath, And Beyond, or the Hollywood sign, or signs of life on other planets, [...]]]></description>
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