It’s time to paint the White House black.

Bring a little colored to politics.

Make the term, “Head Nigga In Charge” a bit more literal.

Love Obama like you love yo mama.

Chocolate City is ready for some juicy booty. Would you rather have this:

or this:

Seriously people, don’t be gross. I mean, who really wants to fuck that big old fat nasty Mccain when you can have the sexy, sultry, big-eared Barack all up in your Oval Office? Not me, that’s for sure.

Granted, I’ve already been to the dark side a few times (Who’s your daddy, Luke?), but isn’t it time that the rest of America broadens their horizons as well. On the other hand, I’ve also voted Republican in the past and even agree with some of their ideaology. When 9/11 hit, and Bush said, “Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done,” chills ran up my spine. When he brought the shock and awe down on Afghanistan, I cheered. When he invaded Iraq, I was like, “What the fuck?”. Responding to terrorism with a decisive statement is one thing. If somebody breaks into my home, I will chase them outside and shoot them. I will not, however, then run to the next block and start shooting the people that live there so I can find out if they own a crowbar with which they were planning on breaking into my home at a later date. I will not do this because I am not Republican, er, retarded.

It’s time for change. It’s time for hope. It’s time to put a smart, strong, reasonable man in the White House and let him rebuild our strength, rebuild our relationships, and let him rebuild our nation into the America that I, for one, am proud to call my home. Let us all step forward and make a statement, not only to our own leaders, but to the rest of the world. We are the United States of America, the greatest nation on this planet, founded by brave, brilliant men who had a vision that we would set the standard for freedom throughout the world. It’s no small feat to be such a young nation, yet still the most powerful that exists. It’s because we think forward, take risks, and do things others are afraid to do, knowing that ultimately it will set an example for all people. That we believe in the principles that our founding fathers set forth as a road map for what we call the USA. Tomorrow, you’ll vote and, if you make the right choice, you will be part of a defining moment in our history but, more importantly, in our future. So vote for Barack Obama you crackers. Cuz after tomorrow, I got 99 problems and a Bush ain’t one, but I also don’t need a Mccain in my ass.

Bet on black.

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