A selection of comments from my Myspace blog readers
(they’re still on my blog page there)
“I laughed so hard I cried. I think I popped a blood vessel in my brain. me sitting in the little cubicle trying not to laugh too hard so everyone in this tiny building can hear me. It’s almost too funny to believe. I’m still….in humor shock.”
“OMFG ~ I have not laughed this hard in forever!!! Do Not EVER delete this blog in case any of us that read it today ever need another stomach clutchin, eyeliner tear streaked face laugh again … oh, and I am sorry your poor tummy and cute lil ass had to go through that.”
“holy holy holy holy holy christ thats the most disgusting thing i’ve ever felt the need to read…..and yet i sit here laughing so hard i’m almost crying…..”
“hahahahahahaha omg i am CRYING im laughing soo hard this is amazing….i can barely take a breath….. this was the best thing i have ever read in my life”
“i got tears rolling down my cheecks… i havnt laughed this hard in ..uh.. well days..
FUCKEN hysterical!! love it!! dear god i am soo stealing your line.. LOL
”Your writing.. is soo detailed.. i really FELT like i was right there with you man.. i mean i can practically smell it.. LOL i think i got some on my shoe!! damn it. hehe i nearly ROLLED on the floor..wonder how many people have BEEN through this.. & can totally relate to you…hehe laughed thier ass till they “blasted””
“Oh my god! I’m laughing so hard I’m crying and almost pissing AND shitting. That is the funniest thing I’ve read in ages! You’ve missed your calling as a comedic writer. Or have you?”
“Best blog I ever read. I’m putting it in my blog- I have to…. with all credits to you.
I could not stop laughing. I don’t think it could have been written any better.
Will you marry me?”
“Today I happened upon your blogs and haven’t been able to stop reading them (even at work, which is a private christian school) fuck the parents if they see it on my computer when they come in! Anyway had to actually write you about this one because I have been laughing so hard I can not breath and my dog keeps whining at me and the sounds coming from my throat. Funny!”
“Your writing style is brilliant, if I can say so myself… and, apparently, I can since I just did. Good story. Loved it. Cracked me up, made me cry, spurred me on to give a large cash donation to the Americam Virgins Red Cross, and, oddly enough, made me feel a little quesy in my stomach… but that could have been bad clams at lunch. Whatever. The point is… I liked it. Keep them coming.”
“If I could give you an infinite amount of kudos for that story I would. Fucking greatest virginity story ever! That was the first blog of yours I’ve read, I’ll have to read more!!!”
“YOU ARE A GOD!! VERY, VERY FUNNY AND WELL WRITTEN!! LOOK FORWARD TO MORE!”
“Dude that shit was soooo funny…too many classic lines to remember!! laughed so much and good or bad i could picture this shit as i read!!! your blogs are always interesting, funny as hell and amusing…and i think i love the fact that you write it all in real english with wonderful spelling and punctuation! brilliant dude ! keep ‘em coming!
now tell me how to forward this to my poor friends who aren’t on your friend list hehehe this is too good to be missed! LL my only regret is that i have but 2 kudos to give!”
“this has got be the best story i’ve read since harry potter! LOL….. that’s fucking awesome”
“Just read that and it’s one of the funniest (and, may I add, wittiest) stories I’ve read in ages.”
“hahahahaha! This is your first blog I ever read and I have to tell you…it ROCKED! Man..you are in the wrong business. You have the talent to be a hell of a writer. (I’m sure you also have talent in your current line of business too) It was a great way to end my night. Thanks for sharing!”
“I don’t know you, but that might be the best story I’ve ever read. You should get it published :)”
“Ok we don’t know each other, but that has got to be the greatest story on losing your virginity. As your friends say, you have a way of telling a story.”
“HAHHAHAHHAHA okay okay, I swear I was like two seconds from peeing my pants, this one has to be my favorite. You paint quite the colourful picture, SOOOOOOOO damn funny. Loves it!!”
“AWESOME! This was one of the best things I’ve read in a long time. Laughed so much, and had to tell my friends. They read it, and we reread it together, laughing and commenting how amazing you are as a writer. You ROCK!”
“when I first started reading this blog, I was thinking ” okay another boring guy story on how they fucked some stripper or maybe the babysitter” needless to say I was wrong! very very wrong. that was the most entertaining story I’ve ever read on this subject!”
